...so I'm shaving this morning and I leave that little bastard spot below my nose for last when my girlfriend comes in and says in an accusatory tone, "you're not gonna leave that are you?" So now I'm sporting a Hitler moustache...that should teach her.

Seriously, though, I'm kidding...I don't have a girlfriend.

But I do have an obligation to my loyal fan(s?) so just a brief update to inform you that we'll have Part 4 of our Seminal Sluts series up on Thursday. Be back then.