Cards Without Humanity
We’re back after the BTIH trip to Saratoga Racetrack, better known as our annual extravaganza of gambling, gluttony and generally getting -d. In the past we announced our appearance on these humble pages, but considering I’m usually a with a bad case of the by day’s end we thought it best to go .
BIRTHDAY: We couldn’t let the posthumous 69th birthday (August 8th) of legendary porn star John Holmes AKA Johnny Wadd go by unnoticed. Blessed with a package guaranteed to make your own with envy Holmes life story can be glimpsed in the movies Boogie Nights and Wonderland. A spreader of the AIDS virus and failed Drug Lord Holmes was not always the nicest of guys, but as collectors of vintage porn can attest he could sure . RIP.
POLITICS: Normally it would be hard for an industry to produce another as Anthony Weiner on short notice but politics seems to attract a steady stream of perverts who are and willing to try. The latest scumbag du jour is serial harasser and San Diego mayor Bob Filner. Now , I realize everybody likes a little now and then, but this guy's (NHL) apparently never rests. According to complaints from numerous female city employees it is clear Mayor Filner indiscriminately slapped a on any that passed by. However, instead of resigning Filner said he would make it all better by submitting to a two week Sensitivity Training Program…Oh by the way he declared himself cured after one week and billed the taxpayers for the cost I not…
This us off many times over the years, but we thought this time we would see this . But then we watch as this -s behind the Union which files an appeal so we have to watch this his stats for at least another month. In his first at-bat back this a single, but before long pitchers start to take care of this , but in the end we all know what this and that’s the money. Hell this probably if the price was right. So here’s hoping this -d on the wrong horse, they suspend him till he’s past 40 and we never have to see this in MLB ever again….and just for the heck of it !
BABE OF THE WEEK: Finally our Hottie O’ The Day is the girlfriend of Northern Ireland golfer and 2010 U.S. Open Champion Graeme McDowell a pulchritudinous pixie bound to get one strapping a stranglehold on the bald-headed and thinking to oneself !!